Their chihuahua’s have kennels bigger than the average family home, and eat meals of filet steak and caviar. They have their own personal guru on speed-dial and won’t drink water unless it has been filtered twenty times through diamond encrusted hills. Most people can’t even begin to comprehend a celebrity’s life, it is something unreachable, incomprehensible, something totally alien from the average person’s birth, marry, die type existence! However every so often these heavenly creatures come crashing down to earth and the gap between celebrity and the average tabloid reader decreases. The Celebrity becomes, I know it may be hard to believe, a human being! This is the point when I start thinking I could have a coffee with a Britney, a Paris or a Reese and tell them ‘I know how you feel’. It may feel that Splitsville is the ultimate destination for all celebs, however this journey must be duly rewarded with the ultimate prize, The Best Celebrity Breakup Award. Although there is much competition for this award, it is presented to Dawn French and Lenny Henry for lasting twenty years longer than most celebrity marriages before deciding to call it quits.